Tuesday, 25 December 2012

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

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Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

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Being mature is overrated.

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"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."
--Wattpad and Fanfiction Authors

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I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

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Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!"

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We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words

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"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"

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Old enough to know better, but to young not to care"

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"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments"

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"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks"

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Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

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The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep your job at burger king!

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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

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I sometimes wonder, how the heck I'm not dead yet. Then, I realized that I got banned from Heaven, and Hell's scared I'm gonna take over. So, I'm pretty assured that if I jumped of a building, I'd still be fine!

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By the time you read this, you've already read it

Monday, 10 December 2012

Quote 110


The road to success is always under construction

Quote 109


Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

Quote 108


Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

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Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Quote 103


Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Quote 102


The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Friday, 7 December 2012

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And this is how I remember Harry Potter, Wizardry World in daily life...

when people talk of time, I remember Hermione, the time-turner.

when people talk of wounds and scars, I remember Harry, his connection.

when I see flames, I remember Ron, his red hair.

when people talk of imprisonment, I remember Sirius Black, his time in Azkaban.

when people talk of death, I remember Lily and James, their love for Harry.

when people talk of killers, I remember ol' Volders, his evilness.

when people talk of gangs, I remember death-eaters, their mean-ness.

when people talk of bravery, I remember Moody, his protection.

when people talk of ferrets, I remember Draco, his after-math fear of ferrets.

when people talk of betrayal, I remember Peter, his way of selling the Potters.

When people talk of principles, I remember Percy, his prim-ness.

and lastly, when people ask me if I believe in magic...

I SAY YES!

everyday, whenever I get a chance to wish upon anything, I wish that...

I BECOME A WITCH!

I'm not old enough to go to Hogwarts yet. Because next year, I'll get my letter.

BECAUSE I'M A SCARY WITCH WHO GETS HER LETTERS!

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The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

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Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

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I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

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"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

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On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

Quote 90


Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

(no offense to rappers out there)

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There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

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I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

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You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

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Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

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When in doubt, make up words!

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I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

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So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

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Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

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Reality is more fun when you make it up