Tuesday, 25 December 2012

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

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Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

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Being mature is overrated.

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"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."
--Wattpad and Fanfiction Authors

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I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

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Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!"

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We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words

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"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"

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Old enough to know better, but to young not to care"

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"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments"

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"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks"

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Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

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The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep your job at burger king!

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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

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I sometimes wonder, how the heck I'm not dead yet. Then, I realized that I got banned from Heaven, and Hell's scared I'm gonna take over. So, I'm pretty assured that if I jumped of a building, I'd still be fine!

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By the time you read this, you've already read it

Monday, 10 December 2012

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The road to success is always under construction

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Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

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Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

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Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

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The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Friday, 7 December 2012

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And this is how I remember Harry Potter, Wizardry World in daily life...

when people talk of time, I remember Hermione, the time-turner.

when people talk of wounds and scars, I remember Harry, his connection.

when I see flames, I remember Ron, his red hair.

when people talk of imprisonment, I remember Sirius Black, his time in Azkaban.

when people talk of death, I remember Lily and James, their love for Harry.

when people talk of killers, I remember ol' Volders, his evilness.

when people talk of gangs, I remember death-eaters, their mean-ness.

when people talk of bravery, I remember Moody, his protection.

when people talk of ferrets, I remember Draco, his after-math fear of ferrets.

when people talk of betrayal, I remember Peter, his way of selling the Potters.

When people talk of principles, I remember Percy, his prim-ness.

and lastly, when people ask me if I believe in magic...

I SAY YES!

everyday, whenever I get a chance to wish upon anything, I wish that...

I BECOME A WITCH!

I'm not old enough to go to Hogwarts yet. Because next year, I'll get my letter.

BECAUSE I'M A SCARY WITCH WHO GETS HER LETTERS!

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The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

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Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

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I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

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"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

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On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

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Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

(no offense to rappers out there)

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There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

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I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

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You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

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Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

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When in doubt, make up words!

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I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

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So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

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Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

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Reality is more fun when you make it up

Saturday, 17 November 2012

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1 out of 6 people are insane. Except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

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You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

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Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

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Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

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Don't be open-minded; your brains might fall out

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What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

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Take my advice I dont use it anyway

Friday, 16 November 2012

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There’s always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray it’s not a train!

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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

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First law of science: don't spit into the wind

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If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all...

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Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

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If you can't beat them, confuse them.

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How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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So what's the speed of dark?

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Sunday, 11 November 2012

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

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Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

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How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

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Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?

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Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Thursday, 1 November 2012

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I promise to remember harry
when someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
when I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
at the thought of greater good

I promise to remember "I solemley swear that I am p to no good"
for Gred, Forge and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa
when I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks
when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful
for Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
when someone is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the marauders
when a friend says "call and I'll be there"

I promise to remember Dobby
the servant who was served, saved and saves



I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be kooky



I promise to remember Seamus
when things go wrong but I still persevered

I promise to remember Draco
when I see bad men and think they look HOT

I promise to remember Oliver
when I soar to great heights

I promise to remember the Dursley's
when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I promise to remember JK Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Thank you Harry Potter for all the great adventures you gave to kids all over the world

Thank you for showing us anything is possible if we believe

Thank you for everything you have done

And most of all thank you JK Rowling for writing these amazing books you are an inspiration to us all

Harry Potter will live forever


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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What disease did cured ham have?

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If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

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"Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep.

Friday, 19 October 2012

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If life gives you lemons, throw them back in Life's face and tell it you wanted limes

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"Well behaved women rarely make history"

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"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

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Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people then kill them.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it

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My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems

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You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

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When there's a will, I want to be in it

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

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Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

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What you're looking for is always in the last place you look

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One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

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“Harry Potter, died because Severus Snape got pissed during and Occlumency lesson,” I said getting their attention. “That’d be a nice thing to put on your gravestone, Harry!”

Friday, 12 October 2012

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While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

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What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

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Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

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There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Thursday, 11 October 2012

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Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

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Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately change my status to ‘chillin’ with the devil’ when I die.

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It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Sunday, 7 October 2012

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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

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I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework.

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I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

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I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

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"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"

Saturday, 6 October 2012

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If I get lost, I tend to just wander around and get lost even more.

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"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away! Bella died, Jacob cried, And HP stayed forever the way, HEY!

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I'm a cookie, now gimme dragons! That came out wrong.

Saturday, 29 September 2012

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STOP GLOBAL WARMING! It's melting my chocolate.

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Say that wizards are better than vampires or else I'll Avada Kadavra your bum off. NOW SAY IT!

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I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Sit. On. That. Box. If you read that with pauses in between, Comment and add to your own website!

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BOY: You hit like a girl! GIRL: Maybe you would too if you could hit a little harder... nah, who am I kidding.

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I'm a Potterholic. If you aren't; I think you're stupid.

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You are human. It is paper. You will always win. this is for you if you think origami is hard!

Saturday, 22 September 2012

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I'm a nerd- deal with it.
I'm a geek- deal with it.
I'm a picky eater- deal with it.
I hate twilight- deal with it.
I'm dellusional- deal with it.
I read too much- deal with it.
I erad HP 25 times- deal with it.
I hang out with guys- deal with it.
I can be a b****- deal with it.

Deal with it- or leave me alone.

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People with no creativity have nothing.
http://www.polyvore.com/epilogue/set?id=58902371 

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They say I'm crazy. I say that better crazy and unique, than boring and normal like you.


Well if the person sitting on the other side says i'm a b****, then i tend to correct them both and say I'm a CRAZY B****.
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=58950167

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They say I'm mean. I say that I'm not, I'm EVIL!

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"They say I'm annoying. I take it as a Compliment."