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1 out of 6 people are insane. Except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

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You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

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Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

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Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

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Don't be open-minded; your brains might fall out

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What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

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Take my advice I dont use it anyway

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There’s always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray it’s not a train!

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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

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First law of science: don't spit into the wind

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If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all...

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Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

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If you can't beat them, confuse them.

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How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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So what's the speed of dark?

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

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Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

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How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

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Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?

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Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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I promise to remember harry
when someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
when I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
at the thought of greater good

I promise to remember "I solemley swear that I am p to no good"
for Gred, Forge and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa
when I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks
when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful
for Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
when someone is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the marauders
when a friend says "call and I'll be there"

I promise to remember Dobby
the servant who was served, saved and saves

I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be kooky

I promise to remember Seamus
when things go wrong but I still persevered

I promise to remember Draco
when I see bad men and think they look HOT

I promise to remember Oliver
when I soar to great heights

I promise to remember the Dursley's
when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I promise to remember JK Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Thank you Harry Potter for all the great adventures you gave to kids all over the world

Thank you for showing us anything is possible if we believe

Thank you for everything you have done

And most of all thank you JK Rowling for writing these amazing books you are an inspiration to us all

Harry Potter will live forever

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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What disease did cured ham have?

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If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

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"Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep.