Thursday, 14 March 2013

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

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There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -- in fact -- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

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Life is pain. So's dinner. You've burnt your garlic bread.

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You're unconscious, moron. We can finally talk to one another.

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"... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."